Okay, I've got an hour and a half before I have to leave the office and go cook dinner for my lovely lady and her almost-but-not-quite teenaged son, and I aim to do a bit of writing on my novel.
The contest: How many words will I write? Take a guess, and leave it in comments here or on the link on my Facebook page that you (probably) followed here. Closest guess wins.
The prize: A 500-word story, written by me, about you saving the world from the forces of evil, deliverable within one week of your certification as the winner.
The rules: No looking over my shoulder or hacking into my computer. Contest runs from right now until 6pm Pacific time tomorrow (Thursday, January 20th).