"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."I don't think there's really much I could add to that. I just hope that when I'm 73 I spout shit half as funny as this guy.
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."
from Shit My Dad Says