Seriously. You just can't make shit like this up. Apparently, the Bible (yeah, you read that right) suffers from a liberal bias (not unlike reality and the media), at least according to the adorable folks over at Conservapedia, so they've started translating the Bible into Wingnuttese (I guess that's what you'd call it).
It's called the Conservative Bible Project. And it's only just begun. Check it out here.
Wonder how long before they chuck that Jesus guy under the bus? He had some pretty progressive ideas, as I recall. And with that long hair and beard, why, he's practically a DFH.
(hat tip to John Cole at Balloon-Juice)